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Just another manic 25-run MondayMay 14th, 2008
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After the Gabbard-Sexton slap-and-tickle match last week, Monday’s game in Arlington had a special buzz to it. Vincinte Padilla, who spends the off-season thowing pitches at small children and old women to stay sharp, going against the Mariners in the first get-even opportunity. According to the Dallas Morning News, the teams weren’t even warned before the game about bean balls. (The umpire was going to, but then Sexton threw a batting helmet at him…)(By the way, I think Sexton’s five game suspension was far too severe. My three-year-old would only get a 15-minute time out for throwing things. But he’s almost four now, so he’s outgrown that kind of behavior.) All in all, it was set-up for an exciting game.
Then the Evil Padilla Twin comes out and gives up five runs in the first inning, before being tasered and replaced by the Good Padilla Twin in the 2nd. Maybe he tried to hit a batter, but his control was still sitting at ‘Will Call” and the ball was all over the place, mainly the plate and then the outfield.
Now, the positive side of digging a really big hole early is that there is a lot of time to work on climbing out of it. The Rangers got one back in the 1st, one in the 2nd, and then swept into the lead with four in the third, including one of the most mammoth homeruns you will ever see. Josh Hamilton’s 447-foot shot to center was the 8th longest HR in Ballpark at Arlington history, which, when you stop to consider the sheer numbers, is like saying you were the 8th most desperate girl on “The Bachelor.” Very impressive.
The Rangers tack on a couple of insurance runs after building the lead to 10-6 in the 7th, leading 12-8 in the 9th. CJ Wilson, experimental closer and part-time nightmare inducer, had the Mariner’s down to their last strike. Then Kenji Johjima launched a three-run game-tying homer down the left field line. As it turns out, that will suck the air out of a ballpark very effectively. But for the 2000 or so fans who lasted into the 10th inning and hour number four, sweet redemption came from the most logical source: A lightning-bolt homer from Ramon Vazquez off of Dallas Stars winger Brenden Morrow. (Wait, Cary just handed me a note. Oh… Make that off of Mariners reliever Brandon Morrow.) And the Rangers win 13-12.
(On a personal note, this is only the second time that I’ve seen 25 combined runs in a MLB ballgame, the other being a 17-8 Rangers loss to the Padres in June of 98. That’s right. I’ve got a list, and I checked it. I’m that big of a doofus.)
Long game. Good homeruns. Great win, even if the 4-run 9th inning collapse was scary. And thanks to some of those very factors, there was no traffic jam leaving the game. Jumped in the car and shot right out of the parking lot. So, you can imagine my surpise when I ran into something. Turns out, I bumped into my optimism. Hadn’t I put that up in April, right after the Tiger’s wouldn’t stop scoring on us? I don’t want to imply that there were any doubts, but Ron Washington came to a job fair at our office, “just looking.” And since then? With Tuesday’s win over the suddenly hapless M’s (although I think their scouting department is one of the very, very best, with some of the brightest baseball minds in the country involved…), the Rangers have won 6 series in a row. Back to one game under .500. Within 4 games of the division lead. Noooooooooo!
I had resigned myself to not watching the scoreboard. I wasn’t going to worry about getting the hurt guys back from rehab, because I wanted to see who could help us next year. People were going to offer me their tickets by the handful, because they didn’t want to go watch the worst team in baseball. Frankly, I had decided that I just wasn’t going to care that much about wins and loses this season. And now? They’ve pulled me back in. The scattered embers of hope for this season are flickering again. Maybe, Monday night’s game was a lesson. Maybe the positive side of digging a really big hole early is that there is a lot of time to work on climbing out of it.
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May 15th, 2008 at 7:44 am
And of course, to prove what a doofus I am, I misspelled Sexson repeatedly. I was consistent however, so that should be worth something. I also misspelled the word ‘throwing’ but I got Kenji Johjima right, so go figure. I apologize to the Sexton families out there….